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What I Want For Christmas

Now that I know this stuff exists, I want it. (Just for fun.)

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    A glass milk carton.
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    Wine helmet.
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    Sports mouse.
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    Brass knuckle meat pounder.
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    Fork/knife/chopsticks without the hassle of collecting the whole set.
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    “Gloves"
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    The ability to make friends.
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    USB/outlet combo meal.
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    An alarm clock that treats me like a gentleman, even though I'm a lady.
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    Candy cane spoons.
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    RC helicopter to attack my coworkers.
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    Baby holster.
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    This.
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    Keyboard/iPhone combo meal.
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    The Easter Island statue guy, but as a tissue dispenser.
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    Toilet bowl water dispenser (dog optional).
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    Reusable beer caps.
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    Mobile wine.
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    The tiniest shopping cart.